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COMEDY: Goremy is “all about that (hummus) paste”

(WASHINGTON, DC) — Arab-American standup comedian Remy Munasifi, also known as “GoRemy” on his YouTube channel, released a new video called “All About That Paste,” a parody of Meghan Trainor’s hit song, “All About That Bass.”

Born in Washington to an Iraqi father and a Lebanese mother, Munasifi gained internet popularity after uploading several comedic sketches that focus on Arab life in the United States.

Watch him bring Tabbouleh back:

LYRICS:

Because you know
I’m all about that paste
’bout that paste
that hummus

Yeah it’s pretty clear
this ain’t no Thai food
but I can dip it, dip it
when I would like, dude

It’s got tahini, an Arab-like taste,
and all the right oil in all the right places

You said you get your hummus
down at the corner shop?
You know that dish ain’t real, habibi
Make it stop

Ain’t got enough tahini?
You toss it back
But every other kind is tasty
from Beirut on to Iraq

I said my Momma she told me
don’t worry about your thighs
She told me eat some tabbouleh with it
and you’ll be alright
(tabbouleh-bouleh)
(no booty-booty)

You know you won’t see me eating from
silicone hummus cups
So if that’s what you’re into then
go ahead and move along

Remy Remz and I’m back again
Don’t know who I am? Baby, ask your friends
If they say they don’t know? Better ask again
They still don’t know? I guess that makes sense…

If you suspect that the content is teeny
Go to the lab and check the tahini
Never dip a carrot or tortilla
Hummus is like Katniss: it needs pita.

I brought tabbouleh back
You tell your skinny sandwiches that
You think it’s tasty but it’s really bad
But I’m here to tell you
Every kind of it is tasty
from Beirut on to Iraq

I said my momma she told me
don’t worry about your thighs
She said that girls will not like you
does not matter what your size
(that’s kind of spooky)
(why’d you tell that to me?)

No you won’t see me eating from
silicone hummus cups
So if that’s what you’re into then
go ahead and move along

TRIBUTE: Iconic Lebanese poet Said Akl dies at 102

(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Iconic Lebanese poet Said Akl died on Friday at the age of 102.

Akl was born in 1912 in the Bekaa town of Zahle, and quit school at age 15 to help his family after financial difficulties. He later pursued studies in literature in the 1930s after moving to Beirut.

Famous for his radical Lebanese nationalism, Akl, also known as the “Little Poet,” promoted the use of Lebanese dialect written in modified Roman script rather than the modern standard Arabic and alphabet.

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After having left the Syrian Social Nationalist Party, Akl became one of the leaders of the Guardians of the Cedars, a radical nationalist political party created during the Lebanese Civil War which welcomed the 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon, seeing it as a golden opportunity for forcing Palestinians out of Lebanon.

Although mostly known for his poetry, the deceased writer was also a journalist and wrote for several newspapers such as Al-Jarida, Al-Sayyad, and had a column in Assafir in the 1990s.

Considered one of the most notable modern Lebanese poets, Akl wrote in Arabic and French. His poetical works include “The Jasmine Bells,” “Poems from Her Notebook,” “Like Pillars,” and “Carving in Light.”

Legendary Lebanese singer Fairouz sang more than a dozen of his poems such as “Roddani Ila Biladi” (Take Me Back to my Country), “Ghanaytu Mekka” (I sang to Mekka), “Ummi ya Malaki” (My Mother, My Angel), and “Kara’tu Majdaka” (I Read your Glory).

Akl wrote three plays in poetic form, “The Daughter of Jephthah,” “The Magdalena” and “Cadmus,” and also published prose that includes “Loubnan in Haka” (If Lebanon Were to Speak).

His funeral will take place on Tuesday, December 2 at the Saint Georges Cathedral in downtown Beirut at 11:30 am, according to Notre Dame University.

RELATED: Beirut street named after Said Akl. Read more.

Source: al-Akhbar English

United States, Australia renew Lebanon travel warnings

(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — The United States and Australia renewed travel warnings for “all travel to Lebanon” this month, citing the “frequency of terrorist bombing attacks” and spillover violence from neighboring Syria.

“The Department of State urges U.S. citizens to avoid all travel to Lebanon because of ongoing safety and security concerns. U.S. citizens living and working in Lebanon should understand that they accept risks in remaining and should carefully consider those risks,” the department said in a travel advisory on its website.

The U.S. government also cited “wrong place, wrong time” harm to U.S. citizens.

The Australian government called the situation “unpredictable” and called on their citizens to halt all travel to the country.

“We continue to advise Australians to reconsider their need to travel to Lebanon overall because of the unpredictable security and political situation that could deteriorate without warning,” the Australian ministry said in a statement.

The U.S. Department of State cited new warnings in the renewed travel notice, calling all airplanes flying over Syria “at risk.”

“As we have seen in the recent past, commercial aircraft are at risk when flying over regions in conflict. We strongly recommend that U.S. citizens considering air travel overseas evaluate the route that their proposed commercial flight may take and avoid any that pass through Syrian airspace,” reads the warning.

“U.S. government personnel in Lebanon have been prohibited from taking flights that over-fly Syrian airspace.”

Some Syrian opposition groups have anti-aircraft capabilities, according to a previous warning issued by the U.S. government. American airlines have been forbidden from flying over Syria since August.

California’s House of Lebanon hosts three cultural workshops

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By Lara Akl, Communications & Marketing Manager at House of Lebanon

Arabic Calligraphy: Connecting with Culture and Language Artistically

Participants came from as far as San Diego, Irvine, and Riverside to House of Lebanon in Los Angeles on Saturday, October 25, 2014 for a common purpose: To take an Arabic Calligraphy workshop presented by Dr. Imad Bayoun. The class was full and the energy was high. Participants were very excited to learn and to be introduced to this valuable form of art.

Arabic Calligraphy is the artistic practice of handwriting and lettering using special pens or brush and ink. The culture of early Arabs was very creative in terms of poetry and writing. “Early Arabs acknowledged the power and beauty of words. Poetry, for example, was an essential part of daily life. This immense appreciation for the spoken word, later led to an additional appreciation of its written form,” explained Dr. Bayoun.

8The Islamic culture highly values calligraphy as a form of art. The earliest Islamic calligraphy is found in the beautiful copies of the Qur’an. Today, Arabic Calligraphy is a continuously evolving art form.  This form of art is just as appealing to young and old artists from diverse cultural and religious backgrounds. They have come to adopt this script as a base for communicating the word and use this stylized script as abstract graphic elements to complement their art.

14You do not have to be an artist to practice calligraphy. “Like any other form of art, Arabic Calligraphy nurtures the soul and beautifies life,” said Dr. Bayoun. This charming and appealing form of art attracts community members, Students, and people from different cultural background who seek calligraphy classes and workshops to immerse themselves in a new experience.

9Our participants’ testimonies varied. “I love calligraphy. I never took calligraphy before and I wanted to give it a try,” said Caren Kouri, one of our participants. Nouha Sinno is one of House of Lebanon accomplished calligraphy artists. She never learned the different theories and scripts of calligraphy. “I practice my own form of calligraphy. I do not follow certain rules and I work more freely. Today, I came to be introduced to the technical way of practicing calligraphy which is based on existing established scripts.”

An additional factor that makes calligraphy a sought after art form is its meditative quality. Its practice requires patience, focus, and concentration. It helps those who practice it transcend their surrounding and context and take them into a very peaceful state of mind. “I forgot about everything around me when I was practicing how to write the Arabic letters. I forgot about my problems. It felt like I am in a different world,” expressed another participant.

Thanks to House of Lebanon Artist Reem Hammad who worked on coordinating the workshop. “Arabic Calligraphy is part of our Lebanese and Arabic cultures,” said Reem. “Offering this workshop falls within House of Lebanon’s mission. Arabic calligraphy is the first point of interest that connects the west with Middle Eastern cultures.”

“Mezze” Table: A Story about Lebanon’s Culture

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“Fatoush”, “tabouleh”, grape leaves, “baba ghanouj”, spinach and cheese “fatayer” (pies) were some of the recipes presented by Chef Najwa Massoud during the Lebanese Cooking Workshop House of Lebanon offered on Saturday, November 8, 2014.

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“Mezze table” (appetizers) was the theme of the cooking workshop. “Lebanese food is not only healthy, tasty, and has become famous around the world, but it is a great cultural activity to introduce the community to Lebanon’s culture, heritage, and traditions,” said Artist Reem Hammad. “For this reason we reached out to Lebanese Chef Najwa Massoud who offered our participants a taste of Lebanon with every recipe she prepared.”

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Food is an essential part of Lebanon’s culture. It reflects generosity and hospitality, two essential characteristics of the Lebanese culture. “Lebanese Mezze” is usually prepared to host special guests, when family and friends get together on Sundays to enjoy their day off, or to celebrate special occasions. “I grew up enjoying family and social gatherings in Lebanon,” said Chef Najwa Massoud.

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“I learned that food is an important element of our culture. I acquired most of the recipes from my mother and grandmother. Our house in Lebanon used to get full of people on special occasions and, at an early age, I used to participate and help my mother prepare food. Today, cooking Lebanese food is a passion of mine. As a chef, I witness firsthand the popularity of Lebanese food and how people from different cultural background seek Lebanese restaurants to enjoy our delicious and healthy food.”

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Testimonials about the cooking workshop differed. For our Lebanese Americans participants, the cooking workshop brought back memories. “I thought of my “sitto” (grandmother) as I sat there and watched Chef Najwa cook,” said Jeanice Deeb. For other participants, it was fascinating for them to see how the delicious Lebanese dishes they love are prepared. “I love Lebanese food and I go to Lebanese restaurants all the time. It was great to see how grape leaves and spinach “fatayer” are actually made.” Also, the warm and friendly atmosphere during the workshop was very appealing. “It is the cozy and family-like environment that made the workshop more pleasant and enjoyable,” expressed another.

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Just like it usually does, our “mezze table” generously brought our participants together at the end of the cooking workshop. They ate the delicious food, exchanged happy conversations, and shouted out thankful messages for Chef Najwa for preparing such a delicious feast!

Ceramic Tiles: Exploring History of Islamic Art

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Carefully handling the clay, imprinting a pattern of choice on its surface, carving and shaping, participants looked forward to a beautifully decorated piece of ceramic tile they worked on at the Handmade Ceramic Tiles workshop offered by House of Lebanon on Saturday, November 8, 2014.

Exploring Islamic Patterns was the theme. Reem Hammad is the artist who conducted the workshop.  She guided participants through the different stages of working with and decorating ceramic tiles by choosing from a variety of classic Islamic design patterns.

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The intricate artistic designs, decorations, and geometric shapes used on tiles and carved architectural details in Islamic civilizations, have not only been an important field of modern academic research like mathematics, art, and architecture, but it has inspired artists from around the world. Arabesque and geometric designs have been at the center of Islamic Art and have been recreated and adapted throughout the years until this day. “I have always been fascinated with Islamic patterns and have adopted them in my ceramic tile designs to be used as Mandalas or meditation focal points, or simply as decorative tiles,” said Reem Hammad.

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Interested in the art of ceramic tiles, participants came to the workshop with no background experience. “I love ceramics. I always wanted to do it and it wasn’t possible when my kids were younger. Today I came to learn about it and enjoy a relaxing form of art,” said one of the participants.

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Christian Nahas, a calligrapher and a graphic designer who took the workshop. He was interested in learning “another method to apply calligraphy,” said Christian. He has only used paper for calligraphy, “but now I can apply it on clay and it’s exciting.” Nouha Sinno, a painter, said that this was her first time she works with ceramic tiles. “I do it for the experience. It adds more knowledge to my existing skills.”

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Ceramic tiles have a long history in the Middle East. From Iran to Turkey, Egypt to Morocco, this art form went off to spread into European countries, like Spain and Italy. Ceramic tile design continued to flourish and develop borrowing old techniques of lusterware and Majolica. They were used throughout the region to decorate mosques, churches, and palaces. Ceramic tiles’ hardened and glazed surfaces offered a durable and weather proof decorative elements used as accents and ornamentation for exterior spaces. This captivating form of art can be seen in many great architectural landmarks like Isfahan Mosques in Iran, Topkapi palace in Turkey, the Alhambra Palaces in Spain to name a few.

Introducing this form of art to the community was a rich cultural and educational experience for our participants.

Get Involved: Join House of Lebanon

House of Lebanon is the nation’s first urban Los Angeles-based Lebanese-American cultural and educational center.

House of Lebanon is owned by the Lebanese American Foundation, which is a non-profit, non-political, and philanthropic organization founded more than twenty years ago to serve the Lebanese-American community throughout Southern California and abroad with one goal: to build a “House of Lebanon” – a cultural and educational center in Los Angeles.

To learn more information, visit houseoflebanon.com, or join them on Facebook.

Former president Michel Sleiman awarded papal order

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(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Former Preisdent Michel Sleiman was honored with a Papal Order of Knighthood during a ceremony at the Vatican on Monday.

Vatican Secretary of State Cardinal Pietro Parolin presented Sleiman with the Order of Pius IX, which is the highest Order the Vatican currently grants, and among the third-highest of all papal Orders.

The ceremony was attended by high-rank Italian and Lebanese officials, including Maronite Patriarch Beshara Rai and Commander of the Italian Army Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Claudio Graziano, as well as many ambassadors and religious figures.

Sleiman spoke about Christian existence in Lebanon, and the challenges they currently face.

“I ask the permission to reiterate, that the future of Christians in the Arab world cannot be secured by foreign military protection,” Sleiman said.

Sleiman said that the existence of Christians can only be guaranteed under a pluralist system that allows for natural civil liberties.

“I have worked during my presidential term, with active conscience, to expel the ghost of extremism and division from my nation, which led to the Baabda Declaration that earned the support of all Lebanese components,” he said.

Sleiman also called on the Maronites of Lebanon to “put personal interests aside and quickly elect a new president.”

LACOM honors CLFW and Project Roots at Trailblazer gala

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(WARREN, MI) — The Lebanese American Club of Michigan (LACOM) honored the Christian Lebanese Foundation in the World (CLFW) and Project Roots at their annual Trailblazer Award Gala on November 22.

CLFW is a non-profit organization based in Washington, DC that aims to connect Lebanese expatriates with their roots, by registering them as Lebanese citizens.

The award was accepted by Nada Abisamra, the director of CLFW and Project Roots, who spoke about the importance and simplicity of registering births and marriages in Lebanon.

“Lebanon needs us,” she said. “We must act now to preserve our roots. If we don’t act now, Lebanon will lose its cultural diversity and confessional conviviality.”

Abisamra said it should be a “civic duty” for the Lebanese diaspora to register in Lebanon.

“We are guilty for leaving Lebanon, but also guilty for detaching ourselves from our roots. Registering yourself and your children is not only a right, it is a priority and a civic duty,” she said.

LACOM says it is pleased to recognize an organization that works to maintain balance among Lebanon’s religious communities.

“LACOM is proud to help facilitate a cause that aims to portray a pluralistic Lebanon and to strengthen Lebanon’s image as an oasis of freedom and democracy in an already troubled Middle East,” said Dr. Wissam Shaya, president of LACOM.

Bishop Elias Zaidan, who serves the Eparchy of Our Lady of Lebanon of Los Angeles, delivered keynote remarks, urging political groups to stay out of Lebanon’s influence.

“Lebanon should not be working for political parties. Political parties should work for Lebanon,” he said.

He also called Abisamra and other CLFW regional representatives “missionaries” for traveling across the country and spreading a “positive and critical” mission.

Michigan CLFW Campaign Coordinator Charlie Kadado hosted a registration campaign on Nov. 23, where he called on the Lebanese-American community to “urgently” register to protect Lebanon’s diversity.

“CLFW and Project Roots both exemplify the spirit of coexistence and unity, while strengthening demographics to maintain pluralism in a country that relies on religious balance and harmony,” he said. “Now is your chance to register your births and marriages and preserve the qualities that make Lebanon so unique.”

To register in Michigan, call Charlie Kadado at (248) 924-4854. For all other states, visit clfw.org for a list of regional representatives and coordinators.

To view photos of the gala, click here.

Bassil visits Cyprus; warns country could be jihadi transit

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(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Lebanese Foreign Minister Gebran Bassil held a meeting with Cyprus’ president, Nicos Anastasiades, to discuss Lebanese-Cypriot relations on Wednesday during Bassil’s brief visit to the island.

Bassil says more attention should be paid to the possibility of Cyprus becoming a gateway for foreign jihadis to transit in and out of the Middle East.

A Cypriot security official said last week that Cyprus has already stepped up screening efforts across the island’s dividing line to prevent Europeans from passing through en route to Syria.

Cyprus’ president says he was glad to meet with Bassil and tackle the region’s issues, “especially the ones related to international terrorism.”

“Cyprus supports the Lebanese army as well as the efforts to support the Syrian refugees in Lebanon and its further actions to strengthen the relations between Lebanon and the EU,” said Anastasiades.

Bassil also met with his foreign ministry counterpart Ioannis Kasoulidis, where they reportedly discussed the discovery of hydrocarbon reserves in the Eastern Mediterranean.

Labor minister calls for end of migrant worker abuse

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(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Lebanese Labor Minister Sejaan Azzi called for the urgent need to regulate the employment of migrant workers on Wednesday, calling for enforcement of human rights and dignity for the workers.

“We want to organize migrant labor within the framework of human dignity and the Labor Ministry will be firm in confronting abuses committed by employers against housemaids,” Azzi said at a conference aimed at tackling the conditions of workers.

The conference was held amid increased cases of housemaid suicides in Lebanon. According to Human Rights Watch, about 200,000 domestic workers work in Lebanon. In 2008, HRW recorded an average of one maid death per week in Lebanon by unnatural causes, including suicides.

More than 600 recruitment offices across Lebanon, human rights activists, and NGOs attended the conference.

Azzi said the conference was aimed at opening discussions between the labor ministry and migrant employment offices, some of which are operating illegally and without licenses.

The minister also called on employment offices to remove “indecent and discriminatory” advertisements starting next month, or face a freeze of their transactions.

“It is a shame to keep such offensive banners that give the impression that the business is about human trade,” Azzi said.

Human rights activists called for the abolishment of the Kafala system that ties domestic workers to one employer for the duration of their contracts and does not guarantee them the absolute right to quit.

The activists say that while trying to escape abusive employers or poor working conditions, many migrant domestic workers get killed or commit suicide.

RELATED: An Ethiopian maid attempts suicide in Beirut; expected to be fine. Read more.

Abu Faour continues crackdown on violating eateries, markets

(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Lebanese Health Minister Wael Abu Faour published a new list of meat slaughterhouses that have been violating food safety measures at a news conference on Wednesday.

The slaughterhouses will be permanently or temporarily closed, or at least given a warning with a deadline to improve their situation, according to the health minister.

“This is not an outburst, this is a permanent policy,” Abu Faour said in a news conference.

Abu Faour addressed the owners of the companies that violated the safety measures, asking them to get on the right path and not bid on his ministry’s “boredom or failure.” He also told them to not think of using political influence or to use any kind of force against the authorities.

“There is no chicken for March 14 and another for March 8, or a water pipeline for those and another for these,” he said, jokingly, about recent accusations  against him over his “sudden” crackdown on food safety.

Abu Faour says Roadster Diner, Kababji, McDonald’s, Hawa Chicken, and Harkous Chicken, among others, announced they fixed safety measures and requested a second check.

Among supermarkets, TSC, Fahed Jounieh, Spinneys, Bou Khalil, Raouf Ghanem and Rammal had reportedly made efforts in the right direction.

Although the ministry has not yet examined the samples from all those shops, the primary results concerning storage, sanitation and hygiene measures showed very positive signs, the minister explained.

TRIBUTE: Lebanese icon Sabah dies at 87

(BEIRUT, LEBANON) — Lebanese singer Sabah, one of the leading Arab performers of her generation, has died at the age of 87, her family said on Wednesday.

Born Jeanette Feghali and known to her fans as the “singing bird,” Sabah recorded at least 4,000 songs in her lifetime, released over 50 albums, and acted in 98 films.

In the mid-1970s, she became the second Arab singer after Egypt’s Oum Kalthoum to perform at L’Olympia in Paris. She also performed at London’s Royal Albert Hall and the Sydney Opera House.

Sabah was born to a Christian family in the village of Bdedoun, a Lebanese town in the Baabda-Aley province. She is known for her multiple marriages, tying the knot with at least nine men.

Her last marriage, to Lebanese artist Fadi Lubnan, lasted 17 years. She had two children, Dr Sabah Shammas and actress Howayda Mansy, both of whom live in the United States.

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She released her first song in 1940, while her parallel screen career began three years later in Egypt, the centre of the Arabic film industry.

In Lebanon, Sabah was often humorously mocked for refusing to leave the limelight, as well as her garish outfits and use of cosmetic surgery.

But she was unabashed: “I’m proud that I’m a village girl but I had a lot of ambition,” she said in 2008.

“She broke so many taboos. I don’t know if she was even aware of it,” said Chady Maalouf, head of programming at Voice of Lebanon radio.

“She was the example of a star, she was totally complete in her appearance, behavior and voice. She shocked people all the time.”

“Today, Lebanon lost a legend. Sabah is gone but she remains in our hearts,” famed Lebanese pop singer Nancy Ajram said on Twitter. “Her memory will remain in the minds and hearts of millions.”

Lebanese politician Walid Jumblatt wrote on Twitter: “She was a great singer of a Lebanon that my generation knew, that will never come back”.

Rest in Peace, Sabah.

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